The English Poindexters at Lake Superior State University in Upper Michigan see themselves as the über (2005)-grammarians and guardians of the English language (1983). Right! (1979) As if! (1997) Actually—they’re so close to the border they may as well call themselves Canadians, and we know Canadians are much more protective of the Queen’s English than we Yanks, right? The LSSU folks have once again produced their annual list of words that should be banished from use in 2012, and probably, like (1997) forever. They’ve been doing this now for over 35 years.
In fact, the list refers to the Queen in its very title: “List of Words Banished from the Queen's English for Mis-use, Over-use and General Uselessness” Click here to go to the website for the 2012 list as well as previous years.
I think that LSSU should ban the word “Queen” because we haven’t been speaking the Queen’s English since we fled from mad King George III a couple hundred years ago. I’m just sayin’ (2011).
But actually, this is a list I love. I don’t mind that the words come into usage, it’s over usage that bugs me. Language (1983) is so fluid and dynamic; it’s fun to play with. So words or phrases that LSSU banned for 2012 like ginormous, blowback, trickeration, man cave, baby bump, occupy, the new normal—well, that’s just fun stuff. But after a while, you get tired of hearing goofy words all the time. You want to move on. LSSU is telling us to move on.
But, at the end of the day (1999) banning a word doesn’t stop us from using the words. People still Facebook me, or Google me, even though in 2011, LSSU asked us to stop using those words as verbs. I still hear a-ha-moment, the wow factor, backstory, man up, and BFF. So, there you go (1987).
I went back on the LSSU website to see what they were banning ten years ago. By and large (1987) they took umbrage with words/phrases like faith-based, synergy, frigging, 9/11, ramp up, edgy, killer app, no brainer et al. All of these words continue to enjoy widespread usage, do they not? For sure (1981).
That's why we still see or hear LOL (2004), awesome (1984), basically (84, 86, 93), begs the question (2001), bling (2004), bonding (1993), scenario (1976), revisit (1996)—do we not? Perhaps a list such as this one serves to iron the word like a linguistic patch on to the social, media and cultural fabric in which we live and communicate. More importantly (1992), we should perhaps just chill out (1980) a bit on this whole “Save the Queen’s English” crusade, knowing that, although well-intentioned, it just ain’t do-able (1980). It's not going to be a linguistic or lexical game-changer (2009). It is what it is (2008).
Whatever (1997).
So, what’s your most hated word or expression?
The one that drives me nuts? Actually two words: Misuse of verb “to go,” and the word “like” as a substitute for “says” or “said” or other appropriate expressions that would actually require a working English vocabulary of at least 500 words. These words were on the LSSU list in 1997. The explanation at the time came from an editor of a religious publishing house. Here it is:
Used with the hated ‘he goes/she goes.’ For example: “My son dashes into the room and he goes, ‘Dad! Dad!’ and I’m like, ‘What? What?’ The perpetrators of such babble should be locked together in a room, with their baseball caps riveted bill forward.” Allen C. Myers, senior editor, Wm. B. Eerdmans Publishing C., Grand Rapids, Michigan.
The word “like” used in this fashion drives me nuts, especially when spoken by adults. You just want to go up to the speaker and slap him/her silly.
Yet—the banned word list notwithstanding—the force and flow of language is a powerful thing. We’re going to say what we’re going to say until we’re tired of saying it and we really don’t care what the language police think about it.
Yet, I know where they’re coming from (1978). And as far as I’m concerned, that’s just swell (1953), groovy (1967), right on (1971).
Finally—as people in the “communication business,” we could ask ourselves at the beginning of this new year whether there are some words we should stop using, and words that we should start using. This is another discussion, I know, but the preaching lexicon is getting light, or shallow, and words with rich theological meaning are disappearing from our homiletical discourse. And that’s a shame. But, more on that later.
Happy New Year!
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